YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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