A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You need Xanax blowdarts
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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