There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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