i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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