Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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