Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Someone signed my nipple.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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