You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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