That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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