I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Who died my cat blue again?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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