this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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