haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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