:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
