I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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