I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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