oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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