she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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