So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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