I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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