The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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