so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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