i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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