I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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