I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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