I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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