I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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