Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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