Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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