you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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