i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize