can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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