Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
