After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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