So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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