May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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