i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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