it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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