So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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