Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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