just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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