I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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