There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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