Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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