He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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