I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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