So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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