i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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