and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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