Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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