it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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