How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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