yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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