My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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