He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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