I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Will exercising make me less horny?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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