There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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