Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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