so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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